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Why, hello there. You've reached the incredibly sexy, confident, and attractive permissions post.
By granting your permission, you are making yourself available for a world of unforgettable pleasure and satisfaction. By denying it, that's fine, of course, I guess, but you'll never know what you're missing out on. Your loss, you weren't worth pursuing anyway! Suck it!
Now that you undoubtedly respect me deeply, I am going to lay it down for you, bro. Or preferably, babe.
-To say that I like attractive women is like saying that Cookie Monster likes cookies. It's definitely not a self-destructive cycle that is fueled by loneliness. It makes me who I am. So if you're a female above 17 years and 11 months old and below 30 and you're a perfect 10, or a 9 or an 8, or a 4 surrounded by 1s, then I will certainly hit on you. However. If for any reason you do not want me hitting on your character (she's probably a 2 anyway), say so in a comment. (I also want to note that though my methods are often unscrupulous and dishonest, there are things I would never do. I generally flirt in socially acceptable ways. That rules out public groping, drugging, and rape, so don't worry, kitten. I'll want you out of my apartment first thing in the morning but you'll wake up safe, if a little bit sore.)
-If we go on a date, there is a high probability of sheet-scorching sex in various positions. I am open to logging or fades to black. If that's not OK for any reason, say so in a comment.
-Sometimes my speech can be a little graphic. It's just how I roll. So. If you're offended by innuendo, references, or profanity within the TV-14 bracket I attempt to adhere to, say so in a comment and I'll remember to speak to your characters like school children.
-I have a few special skills. One of them includes being able to tell, down to the day, how long it's been since a woman has last gotten down and dirty. It's a wonderful talent, I know, but my mun doesn't have it. So if this is OK and even encouraged, HIGH FIVE because you're awesome, and could you please provide LexiL with the amount of time it's been? A comment here or a PM would do very nicely.
By granting your permission, you are making yourself available for a world of unforgettable pleasure and satisfaction. By denying it, that's fine, of course, I guess, but you'll never know what you're missing out on. Your loss, you weren't worth pursuing anyway! Suck it!
Now that you undoubtedly respect me deeply, I am going to lay it down for you, bro. Or preferably, babe.
-To say that I like attractive women is like saying that Cookie Monster likes cookies. It's definitely not a self-destructive cycle that is fueled by loneliness. It makes me who I am. So if you're a female above 17 years and 11 months old and below 30 and you're a perfect 10, or a 9 or an 8, or a 4 surrounded by 1s, then I will certainly hit on you. However. If for any reason you do not want me hitting on your character (she's probably a 2 anyway), say so in a comment. (I also want to note that though my methods are often unscrupulous and dishonest, there are things I would never do. I generally flirt in socially acceptable ways. That rules out public groping, drugging, and rape, so don't worry, kitten. I'll want you out of my apartment first thing in the morning but you'll wake up safe, if a little bit sore.)
-If we go on a date, there is a high probability of sheet-scorching sex in various positions. I am open to logging or fades to black. If that's not OK for any reason, say so in a comment.
-Sometimes my speech can be a little graphic. It's just how I roll. So. If you're offended by innuendo, references, or profanity within the TV-14 bracket I attempt to adhere to, say so in a comment and I'll remember to speak to your characters like school children.
-I have a few special skills. One of them includes being able to tell, down to the day, how long it's been since a woman has last gotten down and dirty. It's a wonderful talent, I know, but my mun doesn't have it. So if this is OK and even encouraged, HIGH FIVE because you're awesome, and could you please provide LexiL with the amount of time it's been? A comment here or a PM would do very nicely.
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Date: 2012-06-28 03:17 am (UTC)From::D
No touchie at work--despite the outfit she wears. :P
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Date: 2012-06-28 01:58 pm (UTC)From:As well as under my covers. High five!